Due to poor initial sales of my CD, I've terminated my contract with NCPM [No Commercial Potential Management]. Immediately, and as follows, WWE "special counsel" Paul Heyman will handle exclusive representation in all matters pertaining to my career. In addition to initiating some terrific strategies for improving sales, Mr. Heyman has filed the necessary papers to launch my candidacy for the 2021 California gubernatorial recall election.
Hiring WWE "special counsel" Paul Heyman as my personal manager is the best decision I've ever made. Big things on the horizon! Stay tuned.
This afternoon WWE "special counsel" Paul Heyman announced his immediate departure from the World Wrestling Entertainment organization. In doing so, he has now obligated his full attention to my career. Unfortunately Mr. Heyman was recently disbarred from practicing law in New York, California, and Mississippi. Not a problem, we got it covered. Big announcements coming soon.
Super tough negotiations, but former WWE "special counsel" Paul Heyman convinced Dylan I would close all shows on our forthcoming world tour. Mr. Heyman had my back. [PHAD: Paul Heyman Artist Development]
My exclusive representation by former WWE "special counsel" Paul Heyman continues to yield big stuff. It all comes down to the tuff talk. Mr. Heyman showed Simon the door, he's out. The 2022 world tour is now officially 'Galioto & Garfunkel: Bridges Over Streaming Platforms.' We're just getting started.
Once again, due to poor sales of my CD, I’ve changed management. Last night, via teleconference, my new manager, Mr. Michael Corleone, told former WWE “special counsel” Paul Heyman to hit the road. As you can see, Paul, having left his highly lucrative position with the WWE to handle my exclusive representation, was none too happy, but regardless, here and now, at my behest, Mr. Corleone will supervise all career directives and mandates. Although Michael has neither authority or certification to practice law, he will as well handle litigation pertaining to my ongoing payola trial. And just this morning, during his first negotiations on my behalf, he made Jay Z an offer he could not refuse. Big News! Next week, I’ll be dropping a new single, a duet with Beyoncé, a remake of her 2013 song, “Flawless.”